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you're cheap, you're good, you're the most attractive person who ever served me breakfast,
but you close at 1pm, it doesn't make economic sense.
you're danny's diner.
and you're on my top-5, all-time, all-star, desert island, favourite things about binghamton new york.
you're creepy, you're disgusting, but you've got a cracking sense of style,
you smell pretty bad and i haven't seen you in a while,
i get drunk whenever i'm inside you and we make so much noise that the police get called.
you're the abandoned masonic temple.
and you're on my top-5, all-time, all-star, desert island, favourite things about binghamton new york.
your jukebox is whatever's on youtube on the laptop behind the bar,
there's a portrait of reagan lurking where the shotglasses are,
you keep letting me play shuffleboard even when i'm trying to dance.
you're the brass rail, and you're on my top-5 all-time all-star desert island favourite things about binghamton new york,
i've got stockholm syndrome for binghamton new york.
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