Do you like watching people make decisions
You know they're gonna regret in the morning

Well you could go to cherryoke
It is held every Thursday
We get drunk and we get lonely
Singing about our ex-girlfriends

(oh cos that's definitely gonna win her back)

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do you believe in paying a dollar for pbr
do you like getting your arse kicked at pool and darts
well you could go to jazz at fat fish
they jazz up some pretty good shit
it is where all the cool kids go
but it's not quite my tempo

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How many types of cheese can you name
If you want to learn some more i know a place
Well you could go to cornucopia
It is like a cheese utopia
If you like your cheeses smokier
get that one sandwich with guoda

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Do you like eating pizza for breakfast lunch and dinner
Sometimes with a thick crust sometimes thinner
Well i eat three meals a day at baked
i call that doing the triple baked
and depending on what type of brownies i make
i might get quadruple baked

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now she's back in the atmosphere
drops of jupiter in her hair
that was not the bridge to this song
that was this song getting stuck behind a train cos it doesn't have a bridge

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